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Weirdest things to hear from a priest inside a confessional.
What are some of the weirdest things to hear from a priest inside a confessional during confession? Write out a short scenario, or make a list if you wish.
Ended June 24, 2018 • 9 Entries • Created by Harry_Situation
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Weirdest things to hear from a priest inside a confessional.
What are some of the weirdest things to hear from a priest inside a confessional during confession? Write out a short scenario, or make a list if you wish.
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GlassDragonfly in Comedy

Confessional

"Turns out by the time I stabbed Murphy you had already poisoned him, so I was let off with a warning."

"You're supposed to be the holy one, padre! What about Thou shalt not kill?"

"Technically speaking, I didn't. You did."

"But I'm safe because of the seal of confessional, right? You can't divulge anything I said while I was in here."

"Nary a word shall pass these lips, you may rest assured."

"Whew, that's a relief."

"You may, however, wish to take a moment to consult with the police sergeant standing outside with his ear pressed against the door."

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EyaZayet 
i like this a lot
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GlassDragonfly 
Thanks @EyaZayet... I always found it funny when in movies or books, the character whose murder everyone has a motive for was killed four or five times after they were already dead because everybody kept thinking, "They're asleep - now's my moment!"
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