Life is like. . .

A box of chocolates, 'cause sometimes you get that nasty one no one ever really likes that they for some reason still make. Oh, you think you know which one you're about to bite into, because of the dubious diagram the they print on the useless sheet of paper that sits on top of the tray, but it's never really accurate, so when you bite into one that you think is going to be a caramel crunch, what you end up with is a lemon butterscotch confection that makes you want to vomit up the contents of your stomach. There's a Forrest Gump quote expounded upon for you. You're welcome. :P