My First Time, In Light of Antas

I approached her place, before I opened the door slightly I heard her. She groaned, “moooo”. I was so confused, and fearful- did someone hurt her? Maybe someone left the tv on… or something.

I pushed the door fully open and entered. There I was, face to face with the eyes of a soul so pure and perfect. We said nothing, I advanced forward and got close to her. I reached my hand out and touched her. Silky, smooth, seductive… oh the haunting kind she was.

Her eyes said yes, and my heart was racing. I didn’t know what she was going to do but I finally felt like I was in the right place. My thoughts were jumbled, like the massive pile of receipts I have to sort through in order to do my taxes. But the moment, was timeless, and a living, breathing mammal she was, finally in my reach. How many nights I had spent, dreaming of caressing her soul with my secrets, and running from my facade, like a child playing tag.

With an eager moments passed, I placed my hand upon her breast. Her stare, dead into the windows of my soul, she shifted around, she looked down. Her eyebrows were dancing, like a drunken waltz, they were. Was she at peace? Have I made the most atrocious mistake of my life?

The moment was a thousand years. I grew old waiting for a response, waiting for anything to make me feel like I wasn’t being such an animal after all. Waiting for comfort. From her…

Thus, my friends, was the first time I had ever;-

Milked a cow