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Write a funny poem to the tune of a children's song
Try to keep it lighthearted, have fun and don't forget to try singing it before submitting, to make sure it works. Tell us what song you used so others can try singing it as well.
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MayFlower in Poetry & Free Verse
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Animals in Places They Shouldn’t Be (to the tune of Mary Had a Little Lamb)

Turkey in a coffee shop

Why's he here?

Who's he with?

Turkey in a coffee shop

Hide your drinks from him.

Hippo in a corner store.

Here he comes.

Watch your toes.

Hippo in a corner store.

What's he plan to buy?

Dog sitting high up in a tree.

How'd he climb?

Where'll he go?

Dog sitting high up in a tree.

He won't fall, I hope.

Horses in a swimming pool.

Can they swim?

Take a pic.

Horses in a swimming pool.

Don't drink that water!

Cheeta in a shopping mall.

Running fast

through the halls.

Cheeta in a shopping mall.

There to buy some shoes.

Peacock on the streets of town.

Watch him go.

Feathers float.

Peacock on the streets of town.

Prettiest thing you'll see.

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