Deconstructed Me

First get me crammed into a huge industrial blender, then on high power pulse for one whole minute, then full on blend until only a sludge remains.

Pass me through a muslin cloth into a deep pan to remove fragmented spectacles, belt buckle, buttons, zips and other non biotic particles. Once done, get the deep pan onto an industrial burner and bring to a rolling simmer, skim from the top of the liquid fats and liquified bile, then reduce to half its quantity.

Once you have this, decant me into a suitable sterile container and refrigerate for one whole day.

Remove from refrigerator once cooled to reveal my constructive layers as follows;

5% Unnecessary criticism.

15% Biomass waste

5%. Suppressed ambition

5%. Regretted decisions

10% Distorted reality owing to being severely fucked over as a child.

20% Creative Talent

45% Negativity Due to age.

5%. Empathic Awareness.

And remaining residue is wasted opportunities and should be classed as such and taken outside and shot.

That's me.