The only way to win at life is not to play.

All living is is not being able to find anything to make of yourself except a job you don't even like, because every job you do like is usually far away from you.

As for women? Good luck finding a relationship partner, because, despite what all the kind, elderly people tell you, there's nobody who would date your sorry pathetic ass.

Don't mistake me for suicidal, but I feel that sometimes the only way to win at life is not to play. Fuck living.