The trap

Caller 1: Hello...

Caller 2: Why did you answer the ph? Were you expecting a call?

C 1: No I just came in here to get out of the rain and it's just human nature to answer a phone, why does that matter, who is this?

C 2: My name is not important at the moment, but what is important is that it is 2018 and there are still pay phones operating. This angers me so I took it upon myself to spring a trap, a trap designed to ensnare the only one type of prey.

C 1: Oh yea what type of prey would that be? and what kind of trap can u set in a phone booth? Is it a bomb? (LaughLaugh)

C 2: The prey of course is you the only idiot in the city who uses a pay phone and then answers it like he knows who the call is for.

As for the trap its simple you see, I knew that in a city this size there had to be atleast 1 moron that would answer the ph if they walked by and it was ringing, so I sat across the street and called it as people walked by but before I started calling I put a booger on the mouth piece. Merry Christmas...DUMBASS!! Click...

C 1: (gagging sound) (dry heave) (gagging sound)...