If Stairs Could Talk

If stairs could talk,

They'd moan and groan,

And gossip with

The telephone

The telephone

Would ring the walls

Who, in turn,

Would tell the halls

Pretty soon,

The whole darn house

From creaking board

To tiny mouse

Would know the truth

And shout it, too;

If only humans

Had a clue

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late for a challenge (what if stairs could talk?)