Hmmm...

Something seems off, not at all right with old Mr. Parks. He seems to long, after the dark.

I glance out my window, at the new man in town. He is never out in the daylight, never around.

He is up to no good maybe, I can't quite tell. Maybe I should talk to him, but I'm afraid he will yell.

He doesn't look that mean, but he does seem odd. But you never can tell these days, as he gives me that curt nod.

I see you Mr, Parks, I know you see me. I'm so nosey you know, how do I plea.

Tell me your secret, new man in town. Please tell me your secret, I'm the busiest busy body around.

I know everyone in this small town, I do believe you don't belong. This town is mine, this is my throng.

Where do you go so late at night? What do you do? Should I follow you tonight, maybe I will pursue.

The next night I see you, I will put on my coat, I will follow you strange man, I will demote.

I follow you tonight, I see where you go, the other side of town, where the lights are all aglow.

The seedier part of town, that's where you like to roam, that part of town, that is unlike home.

I follow you to this place, a place where I have never gone. A place where they advertise, pay a price for fun.

Fun, fun, hmmm... a place like that. A neon logo of a woman, stroking her um... "cat".

So, you old pervert, you like to poke, you like the women, you old bloke.

Well, your secret is not sooo bad I guess, at least you are not alone. There are always men that are in your shoes, men that like to moan.

Men that wish to leer after beautiful women and see them flaunt. Is it worth being secretive, is it worth the jaunt.

Okay, Mr. Parks, you may live the way you dare. At least I know you are not doing anything illegal, nothing to beware.

You may be my new neighbor, you may be my new friend. Next time you desire a peek at a woman's derriere, you don't have to travel too far. Just take a peek in my window and I will keep it ajar.

Remember, I retire to bed at nine, I will be changing out of my clothes. Nine o'clock sharp would be the best time for you to view a free, no frills, peepshow!

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