where did Monday go?

Me: i dont know and i dont care.

Some random dude: I heard that the russians stole it.

Me: Random dude I dont care monday is not gone we are just calling monday tuesday, and tuesday wendsday, and wednsday thursday, and thursday friday, and friday saterday, and saterday sunday, but its really still the same amount of days.

Some randome chick: at least now we only have to go to school four times a week.

Me: yeah sure whatever.