Challenge
Defend an opposing view as if it is your own
Do a charitable representation and defense of a view you strongly disagree with. Put yourself in the position of someone believing it. Present it in a way in which your opponent would say "I couldn't have said it better myself."
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It Is Always Better
To NOT do what I said to do
Why?
Because I did NOT say it!
I did NOT say it today
I did NOT say it yesterday
I did NOT say it in a car
I did NOT say it on a bar
I will NOT say it eating grapes
I will NOT say it wearing capes
I shall NOT say it under there
I shall NOT say it missing underwear
I will climb the highest mountain top
Just to NOT say, "I'm right, you stupid sop!"
I will NOT say it with green eggs and ham
Because who the fuck says "Sam I am?"
I will NOT say it no matter how you push
I will NOT say it with a red spanked tush
I will NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT say it!
And so I'm right again
I win