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ZAP! IT’S ELECTRICITY!

(a rap written by TN, Bambi, Bok Choi, Emily and Ashley

Yo yo Dido, WHAT'S A CRACK-A-LACKIN?

I wake up in the morning

My parents are still snoring

There's no alarm clock

So someone threw a rock

My breakfast is french toast

On the fire it will roast

We have no gas flame

TBH it's pretty lame

I gotta walk to school

Yea, nah, it ain't cool

So when I finally rock up

It's already 12 o'clock

The teachers are late

Cause their fitness ain't great

School has collapsed

Cause no-one has google maps

It's probs lunch time (to have fun!)

But the bells won't run

The school is pitch black

Cause the lights are going slack

When I get home there's no cable

So i have to study at the table

Today was not great

I could not procrastinate

No more Buzzfeed

Now my heart bleeds

What am I to do

Read a book, ew!!

Electricity

Gives me what I need

Life's purpose gone

Now i am done

G'NIGHT Y'ALL