Minor Corrections

I take your words and hack away at them, slashing them to pieces, rearranging them again and again so they look better on the page and sound better when they're read out loud. I slap down new words and try to coerce you into using them in place of your own. Of course, you're under no obligation to oblige, but what damage will be done if you don't? And I'll hand you back your copy, bleeding with red ink, with a smile and a bill for my services. You're welcome.