Tampons

Men must wear them

because they sure as hell act like they do

running around, bitching their lives away

over some bullshit they could avoid

and then they spread that funk to others

just to make them feel like shit.

The people closest to me bleed the most

and yet they don't seem to recognize

"Hey, I'm making the room smell like a whorehouse."

Maybe because she caught you with one, Dad,

or, "Hey, lemme not be petty."

Because maybe I'm trying to tell you

I'm fucking sorry.

Just rip off your dicks, why don't you

and stop, for God's sake,

wearing pads too fucking big for you.

Shit.