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Tell me six impossible things that you believe in. Share me your list.
Like Alice in Wonderland tell me six impossible things you believe in.
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The Anastomosis of Dr. Semicolon
Chapter 7 of 14
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Make that 7 Impossible Things

1. I believe that all sunrises should be mandatory. (Make mornings great again.)

2. I believe that when the going gets shitty, the shitty get going.

    2a. I believe that when felons are outlawed, only outlaws will be felons.

    2b. I believe that the other side of the coin should be what you call. Trust me.

    2c. I believe that if you follow your dreams, anything is possible if you're still asleep.

         2c(1). I believe your mileage may vary.

3. I believe that if this weren't a free world, I could tell you to float in the air and you'd have to do it.

4. I believe that what is impossible can be rendered possible simply by adding half * a tube of anchovy paste. (*Season to taste.)

5. I believe commutatively that if God is love, love is blind, and Ray Charles is blind, then Ray Charles must be God.

    5a. I believe that any decent pantheon should include Stevie Wonder, Helen Keller, and Justice. And ambition. And sides.

7. I believe the number 7 comes before the number 6.

    7a. I believe that in the alphabet, R comes before N; that song is just plain wnorg.

         7a(1). Actually wrong is right.

    7b. I believe that the rotisserie comes before the egg.

    7c. I believe that all palindromes are self-recursive, making someone like Hannah a fractal.