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You see an online job offer for a hired killer. Write a resume ensuring you get the job.
Any form or genre.
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sandflea68 in Horror & Thriller

Anonymous Killer For Hire(*check specials!)

Name: Don’t Ask – Just call me “J"

Telephone: I’ll contact you (place an ad saying, “searching for nirvana” and I’ll be in                         touch.)

Specialty: wet work

                “accidents”

                body disposal

                wives, husbands, employers, disgruntled employees

                sniper, knives, ropes, swords, poison, you name it

                can pin it on someone else of your choosing

                guilt free for you and for me (I’m a psychopath)

                can’t be traced, no fingerprints on file

                kidnapping, holding for ransom

                mother-in-law’s, boyfriends, girlfriends, ex-friends, your choice

                sabotage resulting in death

                fake insurance claims

Payment: Drop box, 100% in advance. Since you have contacted me and made me aware                 of your need, you already have received my sterling recommendations and                         know I will fulfill your assignment.

                I charge according to what you need done but I am not cheap!

Advantage: I can blend in with a crowd, very experienced; will send photos as proof, no

                 evidence left at scene. 

Special:    *Second murder 25% off!