Challenge
Attempt to write a piece where every third word rhymes. Sense-making sentences are more impressive, but agreeable amounts of nonsense are also encouraged.
Third Word Rhymes
The day began with a flan and a can of German marzipan. Then a man from southern Japan brought his caravan back from Afghanistan with a plan to marry Diane. But she ran into a span of fake tan trouble. Rather than marry a crayon color, he began a new plan to see Uzbekistan, maybe see an exotic abominable snowman.