Inside the White House.
How dare they reject my genius healthcare plan. I don't know what their problems is. I think it's rigged. There's obviously some sort of wiretapping going on.
I know. Ridiculous, right?
I'm gonna tweet how wrong they are.
Don't do that... and you just did that.
Maybe everyone in the world is right. I'm a joke.
You? A joke? Never! Donny boy, you've got to pull yourself together.
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Don Trump
Hanging so low by the ropes
You're such a brilliant man, Don Trump
So don't you listen to those dopes
There's no man that'll make America great again
You're featured on the cover of Time
Everyone wants to drop and go down on you
And now I break out into rhyme
Wise like Don Trump
No one's got thighs like Don Trump
No one's hands are as big as Don Trump's
For there's no man in the whole country
Perfectly orange on each spot
You can always ask Mike, Paul, & Vlady
And they'll tell you whose back they've got
Got riches like Don Trump
No one bitches like Don Trump
No one's worth billions like Don Trump
As a business man, yes, I'm intimidating
Wow, what a prez, that Don Trump
Go build that wall
Each bit by bit
Don Trump is the best,
Everyone else can eat shit
Argues like Don Trump
No one starts fights like Don Trump
In a farting match, no one stinks like Don Trump
For there's no one in town that sprays
So much spray so I'm tan as a fool
He lied to the blacks and the gays
That's true, and also my hair looks very cool
No one hits like Don Trump
Or spits racism like Don Trump
On Twitter, Nobody out tweets like Don Trump
That's another win for Don Trump
When I was on The Apprentice, I became more famous
Owning at least 50 new cars
And now that I'm president, I have lots of dough
So now I can buy Madagascar
Doesn't matter. Keep singing.
Falsely accuses like Don Trump
No one harasses women like Don Trump
Then goes to the camera calling fake news like Don Trump.
I've got dollar signs in all of my paintings.
Salute him again!
He's the man among men
He won the voting floor.
Westboro Baptist Church:
He's the hero we prayed for.
He's the enemy of the press
Don't you know? Can't you guess?
Ask his fans that we've paid off
He's the one guy in town
Whose got America bent down
And his name is D-O-N... I just occurred to me that I honestly don't know how to spell his full name because I'm more for spending money on weapons and defense rather than our educational system. But you know who I'm talking about, right?