Here Kitty, Kitty

I find it purr-fectly reasonable,

inking lines to purr-suade you

that no purr-son, place, or thing

could ever purr-manently replace

(purr-haps not even temporarily)

the feline fur-ball purr-ched upon

your windowsill. She neither purr-forms

special tricks, nor purr-uses books

on your shelf for purr-poseful

discussion. The rules that purr-tain

to others never purr-vade her domain.

She rules as queen. Purr-nicious

tales of purr-forated curtains, shredded,

or muddy tracks, purr-ambulated

across the kitchen floor? Purr-ely

coincidental - most likely canine purr-fidy

meant to slander. Widen your purr-view

to include claims (purr-fectly

purr-missable) of past and present

owners. Do not purr-sist in your

unbelief, but believe.  Purr-chase or adopt

today, and let the purr-ported party - begin.