Rants and Raves
To the esteemed colleague who ate my Yoplai Lactose Free Key Lime Greek Yogart that was clearly marked "Todd's Midday Snack": I hope you took the time to roll each bite around in your mouth and savor it like I have done around 2pm every single day of my thirteen year career - except today. I couldn't help but notice the empty container in the trash can wasn't licked clean, so evidently you weren't as hungry as I am around that time, which leads me to the conclusion that you were most likely adding to your overall body mass. I do not put snacks in the fridge and follow the rules of community space in
order for you to feed. I look forward to enjoying my free Yoplai Lactose Free Kye Lime Greek Yogart tomorrow at 2pm. I expect it to be in the fridge and clearly marked, "Todd" so I know it is mine. And please use a felt marker, not a crayon.