Challenge
All right, friends! I don't have a lot of time to write these days, so instead I'd like to read...
Please, dears, write me something incredibly sexy. I want it raunchy but CLASSY, steamy but not pornographic, and without the use of the words cock, cunt, clit, dick, pussy, snazz, twat, quinny, beaver, cum, skeet, jizpie hole, donut driver, potty plunger, etc., etc.
So please, make my toes curl with excitement before I hand it over to my conservative yet sassy 83-year-old grandmother. I'd like to see her giggle and blush, but not scream in terror.
Have fun!
Snake Charmer
The beat of ancient drums
The sounds of ancient flutes
Scantily clad in the sheerest
clothing, wearing chains and bells
I writhe in an alluring way
I dance with the Cobra
Our moves in sequence
I charm him he charms me
I feel his strength in ecstasy
As we sway to the rhythm the music calls
I look square into his eyes as I possess
Gently do I stroke and caress
Then with all his might, he jumps
at me and thrusts with all his fervor
Then he spits his venom at me
The music still playing exhausted are we
And the snake?
He could not resist my charms.