Distraction Satisfaction

Exhausted from my work day filled

With biting, pooping children killed

My libido until, while putting away clothes

I was reminded of my device, "I suppose,"

I whispered to myself, "I'll indulge my spot."

It didn't take long for it- and me- to get hot

I recalled my long neglected trigger zone

And sent shivers and shudders to every bone

I moaned at the ecstasy my interlude brought

About shopping lists, work day stresses I forgot

Dripping wet, my cheeks blushing pink

I washed my tool off in the bathroom sink

Once done, I finished organizing drawers

And resumed all my good wifely chores

Content in the knowledge C battery power

Is available to me at any stressful hour