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Warning: Don’t Feed the Animals

Warning: Do not feed this animal. He will follow you home, expect more food, and will not leave. Seriously. Ever.

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Basically me.

too funny and too true.

Thank you guys so much! It was such fun! @Soulhearts @poeticasymptote @Iseun1 @JULIAK

Haha. Love it!

Want my address?

Funny!

Ha! If you want to feed me and give me a warm bowl of milk, @DellaMetcalf, sure!

That's how I got my "adopted family." It was a case of, "Hey, ma, look what followed us home. Can we keep it?"

Hilarious!!!!!!

Hahaha

I am 21 years or older.