Tequila makes me take my clothes off

I've always been able to withstand tequilas reputation. I've never taken my clothes off because of it.

Until tonight.

As I was preparing for bed I said, "fuck it" and stripped down.

Here I lay. Naked and alone.

I thought the whole entire purpose of tequila making your clothes fall off was so someone could get laid?!?!?!

No.

Not necessarily the case.

Maybe it's because you're to drunk to put your damn pajamas on.