Suck.

It takes 24 minutes exactly to have a best friend of eleven years break up with you and the pieces of writing you thought glorious, get roundly rejected. Both things out of fucking left field. Curse words don't eviscerate like I want them to right now, so I'm resorting to adjectives. Surly silent passive-agressive haughty affected know-it-all assuming worst diva elitist perpetual superior lost useless.