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Cover image for post Jimmy Crack Corn, by JamesMByers
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Jimmy Crack Corn

The hound dog did this all night long-

He barked and howled a horrid song 

Until I rose with no relief 

And suffered from my sleepless grief.

The matter was a simple sport-

The neighbors were at odds, of sort

And one had such a lovely thing

In heat that made the hound dog sing!

The morning I arose to find

The lonely doggies bump and grind

Because I had released the noose-

The night before, I turned them loose

As wanton lust was made to do,

I sat and watched the hound dogs screw.

The neighbors called the cops on me,

But I just used fatigue, my plea,

And nothing filed and nothing charged-

The two dogs loved and in I barged

To find a place my heart could keep

As after weeks, I got some sleep ...

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