Naughty or Nice?

Secret Santa rides

naked in his sleigh,

privates covered

if I might say.

Making sure

his Christmas sack

is full of goodies

slung on his back.

Nocturnal activity

filling your stocking

giving you joy

and I’m not mocking!

Slips his Yule log

in sexy lace panty

playing reindeer games

like a vigilante.

Heat arising

melts snow off roof

you beg for more

it’s not a spoof!

He rings your bell

you dance around pole.

he comes upon a midnight clear

he’s fulfilled his sexual role.

He wipes his lips

and heads off home

promising missus

he did not roam!

Next year you prepare

milk and a cookie,

decorate yourself with a bow

all ready for some nooky.

Laid out for him like a platter

you hear the hooved patter

of little reindeer feet

nothing else can matter.

Santa Claus

        is coming

                 to town!