Challenge
Write a limerick, haiku, or tanka expressing your very strong emotions regarding balloon animals, positive or negative or whatever you'd like. As many stances as you can fit and rhyming (to me) is super impressive.
Tag me, please! I don't want to miss any of them!
My theatrical hatred of ballon animals.
So to start on a good note,
fuck the way that you float.
You’re evil and know it.
Balloons? sphere or don’t blow it.
You look nothing like a goat.