Challenge
Write a limerick, haiku, or tanka expressing your very strong emotions regarding balloon animals, positive or negative or whatever you'd like. As many stances as you can fit and rhyming (to me) is super impressive.
Tag me, please! I don't want to miss any of them!
Balloon Dog
There once was a dog made of rubber
Who had neither father nor mother
He got blown by a clown
Then severely let down
As the clown was a heartless bastard who never bothered to respond to his text messages......