How Far Can I Afford To Go (A Moana Parody Song)
[Sing along Karaoke-style with the link in the comments section below]
I've been staring at the edge of my patience
Longer than I can take it
Never really knowing why.
I wish
I could just live with my mamma
But then I'd come back to the trauma
No matter how hard I try.
Every job I take,
Every house I track
Its my life at stake,
But every career leads back
To the place I know
I don't want to go,
Where I long to be.
See that home with the fence and the trees?
It calls me.
And I know
I can't afford to go.
And the debt that keeps coming after me
In this economy
One day I'll know
If I go, I'll start my life as a hobo.
I know
Everybody in their houses,
Seem so
Happy to have houses.
Oh, interior design.
I know everybody in this country
Has a role to be hungry.
A tummy's gotta learn to mime.
If I stay inside,
Would that be so wrong?
I could sacrifice
And cry all nightlong
Maybe save my tithes;
Sadness tags along—
What is wrong with me?
And the light in the sky that is free
It's blinding
But then I know:
I can't afford to go
And the stress it keeps clawing after me,
Its so heavy.
But I don't know
What's beyond that porch,
Can I own a porch?
See that house with the birds and the breeze?
It calls me
And even though,
I can't afford to go.
If I cling to this hope I'll break free,
If I'm lucky
Cuz my heart, it knows:
I've got to go!
December (Rap Thursday Winner)
My world, it's desolate
My past, I covet it
My sacrosanct sweetheart
Wanna grieve, but I can't start
This loneliness a liar
Setting my world on fire
This situation's dire
Please get this through the wire
God, through heaven, please tell her
Thought she'd live 'til December
That darkness filled disease
Just tell her to come back, please
I Come as Advertised
(Blues Lyrics)
I come as advertised.
I’m the real McCoy.
When men stand against me,
I turn ’em into boys.
I breathe fire, spit bullets,
sweat blood, knock down walls.
And when my anger burns,
my fists echo through the halls.
When I love a woman,
she feels the stuff of dreams.
My kiss, my touch, my arms
burst her hidden seams.
I run and fuck and fight
all day and through the night.
I’m the real deal,
the real McCoy.
I come as advertised.
I come as advertised.
I’m the real deal.
I was partying at all night raves,
looking for what was real
when heartache, loneliness, pain
were jamming up my wheels.
And when my fire’s lit
there ain’t no putting it out.
I can go all night long,
make you scream and shout.
And if that’s too much for you
I’ll back off and pull out.
I’ll find someone else to settle this storm.
I’ve raised hell since the day I was born.
I’m the real deal,
the real McCoy.
I come as advertised.
I come as advertised.
And you better believe it.
Or you could be one of those chumps
who still don’t know what hit.
My mind is sharp like razors,
my creativity off the charts.
Every single place I go
I leave music, words and art.
My thirst and my hunger
for experience can’t be quenched.
Come within my orbit
and you’ll find yourself drenched
with thought and wonder and joy,
safe from the dangers I destroy
because I’m the real deal,
the real McCoy.
I come as advertised.
What a wonderful world.
Livin' in a powder keg givin' off sparks
ain't water under the bridge
I don't belong here
Head spinning
no kidding
You're a firework
The brightest colors
fill my head
Addicted to a certain kind of sadness
Walk the plank
Remember the dream
With our eyes wide open we
bullets scream
to the sound of the beat
Floating around in ecstasy
I was born this way
I was born in the U. S. A.