Write a message that is innocent enough, but which auto-correct revised to make it absolutely inappropriate.
Writing comedy can be hard because finding the timing in peron versus as a writer can be difficult. Try to write a five-minute comedy set. Here's a resource to help you craft it: https://goldcomedy.com/resources/put-together-five-minute-set/
This is a joint experiment from Beccawaits and I. Please give us your top 3 answers for each. The winner is anyone who can make us blow milk through our noses. 1- 3 reasons your cat may be a CIA agent. 2- 3 reasons the aliens left without bothering. 3- Why the FDA actually approves of alcohol/ nicotine? 4- 3 excuses to call out of work so you can go fishing. 5- Wait… what is that hiding in the corner? (Am hoping this formats correctly as I hit “post”)
I rear-ended His car
You rear-end a car in front of you. When you both get out of your cars to exchange insurance information, the other Guy is none other than God Almighty. How would the conversation go, specifically including convincing Him He was in the wrong.
Graduate Committee Supervillain
Found this prompt on Pinterest. Get more details and inspiration from the link. https://pin.it/11hcgxK EEEssentially, our main character is a down on his/her/their luck graduate student who takes the chance for extra credit from the Graduate Committee--(not-so lowkey three of the biggest supervillains in the city). But the hero is just so bright and idealistic.
I'm just kidding
write a piece that sums up your humor as well as possible, but let's push it to the edge of PC (politically correct) as much as possible. 5 smackers to the funniest piece
The World Is a Comic Book...
"And it sucks. Especially in binds like this. When superpowers appeared, devastation was a given. In an urban sprawl--- they had coverage for that. But the person to save their life, only the feared, ruthless villain who not ten minutes ago had had a Hero's throat in their hands intent on crushing it..." A villain and a civilian cocooned in rubble together. How? Why? Whaaaaa?
Let's Try This Again... The World Is a Comic Book
So, maybe I got carried away describing the prompt. I probably came off as super try-hard that's okay. There are superpowers, superheroes, and of course there have to be the few who ruin that for everyone. Villains. Though villains aren't known for falling in love with civilians. And yet here's your protagonist/"antagonist."
Funny farm is a 1988 movie and in one of its scenes comes a moving truck whose occupants talk to an old man who gives them confusing instructions. You have free liberty for any time era. As long as you identify the type of vehicle used. Try to make it both hilarious and hard to tell where your destination is. if you can. as a quick example, the direction was "to go back to where the old red barn was but it has since burned down."
Write the most hilarious, funniest, insanely laughable story possible. No minimum word count, no further rules.
Read the instructions carefully…. You must make me chuckle through a witty poem. Here are the parameters…. 1.) All poems must be in ABAB rhyme scheme. 2.) Poems should not be over 10 stanzas (4 lines per stanza). 3.) Keep it appropriate (no dirty humor) *Poems outside of the parameters will not be judged*
Write a satire How To news article. Make it funny, I want to fall out of my chair because I'm laughing to hard reading these. A couple examples could be How to Become a Misogynist or How to Become a Vegan, but don't do either of those, think of your own idea. Happy writing!!
Hold Up, What Just Happened?
What is the most 'I don't know what I was thinking' thing that you or someone you know has done in the past few weeks? This can be anything, it just has to be something that didn't make sense to you. The winner will be the post that makes me laugh the most. :)