Cherry and grape tomatoes are disgusting. They make me barf, not rainbows, but the one and only cherry and grape tomatoes. They pop in your mouth like gross little water balloons and not in a good way. Grape tomatoes are the evil twin of the grape. Why would you create an evil thing and name it after something as delicious as a cherry. When I see them on my salad, I cringe. I cringe away from that tomato. My mom tell me to eat them, and I run away, away from the evil of those tiny tomatoes. If you don't run, i fear those little nasties will get you too. They will hold you in their tiny clutches and force you to eat them. They will pop in your mouth. Mark my words, you will rue the day you inderestimated the cherry and grape tomatoes. Dear cherry and grape tomatoes, go away forever and be gone. You are a disgrace to spagetti sauce and ketchup.

Sincerly, me.

Petal Blossom Peony the faerie sat on the edge of a cliff at the edge of a field over the ocean combing her fingers through her peony colored hair and crushing the flowers on the bottom of her dress made of peonies. She dangled her little pink slipper off of her foot over the sea and sighed, resting her elbow on her leg and her chin on her hand. She was so very, very bored. Then she heard a rustle at the edge of a field and a little Jackalope with grass dangling off his antlers hopped out of the brush and sat down next to her. "Hello little Jackalope." She said boredly.

"Hello. I am Apollo Bowie Flynn and I would like to sit on this cliff and be bored as well. May I join you?" Declared the little jackalope.

"Sure, the cliff of boredom is available for all to use." Petal Blossom Peony shrugged. And with that the little jackalope sat down next to her and she peeled the grass off his antlers. Apollo Bowie Flynn began eating the grass and found that it was nice to be bored in the company of a new friend. Next to him, Petal Blossom Peony thought the exact same thing as she boredly ate her bag of sugar coated flowers.

No, you can't. No! Don't chew my shoes! No is the word that tells you that you should not do something. No is the word you yell at a misbehaving child or pet. No is the opposite of yes. Yes, you can. No, you cannot. No no no. You probably say no at least three times a day. No, I do not want that. No, thank you. "Can I have this?" someone might ask, and you may say "Why no, no, you most certainly can not have that." No can be the only thing standing in your way. "No, you can not slide down the stairs on your skateboard," says your mom. Sometimes no is a good thing, that could have been dangerous.

Easter. Not my favorite day. Rabbits terrify me, I hate eggs, and my dog ran away last Easter. The rest of my family doesn't get it. They say the rabbits won't hurt me. Only I know the truth about those disgusting creatures that defile our planet every single night. I hate Easter because that's when the most evil bunny of all rampages in our homes. The Easter Bunny. That evil, overglorified sewer rat terrifies me. He is coming tonight, coming for me.