(a rap written by TN, Bambi, Bok Choi, Emily and Ashley

Yo yo Dido, WHAT'S A CRACK-A-LACKIN?

I wake up in the morning

My parents are still snoring

There's no alarm clock

So someone threw a rock

My breakfast is french toast

On the fire it will roast

We have no gas flame

TBH it's pretty lame

I gotta walk to school

Yea, nah, it ain't cool

So when I finally rock up

It's already 12 o'clock

The teachers are late

Cause their fitness ain't great

School has collapsed

Cause no-one has google maps

It's probs lunch time (to have fun!)

But the bells won't run

The school is pitch black

Cause the lights are going slack

When I get home there's no cable

So i have to study at the table

Today was not great

I could not procrastinate

No more Buzzfeed

Now my heart bleeds

What am I to do

Read a book, ew!!

Electricity

Gives me what I need

Life's purpose gone

Now i am done

G'NIGHT Y'ALL

Cool cool beans beans beans

c-c-cool cool beans beans beans

jake peralta yeah

https://youtube.com/watch?v=vc7VBVpl1SY

Brain dead from Latin Camp

Where Serenna met her match

I'm sick of Mars bars

So many apples

Have completely clogged my brain

I learnt many raps

cum sitis similes pareque vita

uxor pessima, pessimus maritus

miror, non bene convenire vobis

L ate nights (cough, cough, Bambi and Sticker)

A pples fill my belly yeah

T ables were full, no place to sit

I may have sat by myself in the pee place

N ah jk im too COOL 4 SKOOL

C abins are petite

A nstey's silhouette is creppy

M a, i need ya

P a, i need ya

!yEAh!

P     etal paragraphs are 

U    seful for essays

M    uch better than PEEL

P     uppis means stern in latin

K    ing Cole SPROUSE

I      nglish is my second language

N    ope gotcha there

S     PROUSE, Cole

O    f course I'm cool

"U    are being consumed by chamber strings" Emily 

P    umpkin soup is great thanks for reading

Misty and Jessie

Emily's cat and her dog

They are so funky

I respect Esther

Her brain is super massive 

That's why she's so smart

I paid half a pie

I bartered to get my prize

Of a whale drawing

Sometimes I wonder

Why I'm so super awesome

And why Esther cooks

My cool SEEDS project

Cosmetic standards are bad

Shop from the Odd Bunch

Go Grammarly yeah

Coz Liza Koshy is cool

Spread the word for me

Thanks for reading these

It means everything to me

Jokes wasted your time

(written with Emily)