heard this one from a friend
"do you think you could hold this for me?"
[holds out hand]
Me: Aw man, I can tell I fell asleep again.
Me: Because I'm looking at the girl of my dreams.
What is grey, has thirty six teeth & holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
Are you a gorilla exhibit? Cause I´d like to drop a kid in you.
Acoasting to the second law of thermodynamic, youre supposed to share your hotness with me.
Are you an alien? Cause you look out of this world.
(someone actually used this next one on my sister. Still laughing)
If you were a booger, I'd pick you.