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Write the most unbelievable thing you've ever heard anyone say.
Ended December 29, 2014 • 21 Entries • Created by jessie
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Valerie
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Ignoramus

"Nobody reads anymore."

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A
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"I know people who can fly, just their bodies, nothing else. Levitation. I have invented a device that can send any message instantly to any dimension or part of the universe. I am fully aware during all my dreams at night and they last for what feels like months. Even years sometimes."

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Writistic
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I have depression

"Why are you choosing to be sad?"

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paintingskies
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this is not a love letter

"idk I mean your face is already fucking poetry and they were writing novels about the damage it did to lovelust boys long before you were born, fucking hell there are so many places I'd like to touch you're a fucking map and I am homesick for every place I haven't laid my fingers on and your voice rumbles shrill like an earthquake so great I hope the waves take me in, you are art and nature and thunder and the sound of my heart as it breaks against my ribcages don't let anyone tell you different"

-sean

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Lsu11
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This is Your News

....."I'm just going to give our viewers a quick run-through of what items poor families in America have. Ninety-nine percent of them have a refrigerator...." This was part of a story that was trying to say poor people really aren't poor. Look they have a refrigerator. I was more astonished of the 1% that does not. Not to mention the majority of the poor either live in subsidized housing or apartments that come with refrigerators.

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Karlacaldera
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African Mission Trip

Me: My brother went to Africa on a mission trip.

Her: that's awesome! Did he drive there?

(We live in Arizona.)

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Gentleman1994
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Arkansan intellect

" you're so stupid, everybody knows that New Orleans is in Florida, that's why it got hit by the hurricane"

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Yowwa
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Really?

Some of the most recent scientific theories put forward ideas and concepts that simply beggar belief.

For me, perhaps the most mind boggling of all is the theory of multiple dimensions that exist far in excess of our current knowledge.

Can you ever begin to imagine that beyond our three dimensional world, there are other more complex dimensions?

I cannot conceive of even a fourth dimension - how dumb am I? But, and this is a HUGE but, these theories pale into total insignificance when compared to what I heard on an astronomy tv show several weeks ago.

I was bowled for six, when a noted Professor intimated the existence of multiple realities!

So there are millions of other universes out there somewhere with millions of other Earths, and millions of other me's and you's and millions of other Prose Apps!

I need stiff drink.

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ggravendust
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In a good way

"I love you."

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Tereza
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You can’t

Grandfather: "You can't make it to a university, ha you should try community college sweetheart."

Me: looks at grandfather sternly ".....oh ya Watch Me."—Terra

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