Call The Texas Ranger
When dealing with ghosts~ I think I’d waste no time to call— no- not the ghostbusters, let me tell you who you really need to call...Chuck Norris..why, because when ghosts see him they immediately scream & send themselves back to their own realm. Oh, and don’t ask me to explain why. I can’t.
#CallTheTexasRanger.©
26/10/2019, Saturday
Medley of Lame
The hearing impaired were invited to the Halloween party.
They all showed up with hats made of pees on their knees.
"Happy Hat low Pees!"
Your witch is so fat she has to ride a Hoover
I sent my bratty diabetic, allergic-to-peanuts stepson out to trick or treat.
Dracula called in sick on Halloween night.
He could not stop coughin'
Andy went to the Halloween party dressed as a buttox
He said, "What? I'm a full moon!"
Could you increase the word count on this one?
It was late. Very late as Jeff staggered home from the pub.
A short cut through the cemetery would cut half an hour from his journey.
The place set his nerves on edge as he meandered down the path.
Then, in the distance, he heard it.
Tap, tap-tap, tap.
Curious, he began to follow the noise
Tap tap tap.
Finally, he saw it. A hunched figure kneeling before a headstone.
“What the hell? You scared the life out of me!”
The figure turned. It held a hammer and chisel.
With a toothless grin, it spoke.
“They thpelt my name wrong.”
