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GaryEnglish

How to...

“How to impress people you don’t know and don’t care about, but whose feedback may bolster your own self-image and raise you up in the eyes of others, who you also may not really care about, but whose validation, for some strange reason, you continue to seek, though it is worthless and meaningless.”

Lie.

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A long-winded title

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lissidoll

The Gray Tree On the Side of the Gray Road With Gray Leaves

He was totally color blind.

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A long-winded title

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Cotton_Candy

An Artical Teaching how One must Respond to a Stranger who - Having only Recently Met You - Decided to Share Their Entire Life’s Story (TM) Without Mincing any Graphic Details Whatsoever, to the Point Where You’re Wondering Exactly how Drunk They are and if it was a Bad Idea to Add Them to the Group Chat and Maybe You Should Call your Mom Because You’re Kinda Scared at this Point... and Alexa, That’s so Sad, Play Despacito

“Oof.”

~Cotton Candy

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A long-winded title

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Gracelesson

An Expression of the Human Condition Of Struggle and Suffering in the Pursuit of Goals That May or May Not be Completely Devoid of any Meani

An Expression of the Human Condition Of Struggle and Suffering in the Pursuit of Goals That May or May Not be Completely Devoid of any Meaning or Value other than the Pompous Lies we Tell Ourselves to Further our Pursuit of such Frivolous and Useless Things Through which we Might View the Grand Irony of Humans Thinking they rule the World that they will Leave Short Years After they Enter it, Having Left Little or Nothing in the way of Legacy or Meaning, as well as the Grand Beauty of that Irony Through which we Might Appreciate the Fact that the Greatest act we can Partake in is Laughing at the Grand Stupidity of Existence Which Perhaps the Elegant and Concise title of this Grand Piece of Literature Shows

"Ow!"

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A long-winded title

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CrowSF

My Problems Began To Form And Solidify Like Ice Cubes, But All I Did Was Kick Them Under The Fridge In The Back Of My Mind And Forget About

Now I’m too lazy to clean it all up, but if I leave them, they surely will stain.

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A long-winded title

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Cover image for post They danced to the beat of the drums, their feet moved so fast that the ground started to quiver~ many voices cried out, they even started t, by Mnezz

Mnezz

They danced to the beat of the drums, their feet moved so fast that the ground started to quiver~ many voices cried out, they even started t

They danced to the beat of the drums, their feet moved so fast that the ground started to quiver~ many voices cried out, they even started to sing along to the drums and shake their rattles- then the minute a sound of thunder rumbling was heard by each one of them, they all froze and stared at the lad who had rained on their parade.

The second the lad blinked— all the people he had seen vanished.

mercredi, 25 septembre, 2019 ©

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AAW

That One Time Someone Was Really Really Nice To A Complete Stranger And Made Them Completely Change Their Plans For The Supplies They Just Bought At The Store.

"you have really pretty hair," said the stranger.

"Thank you!" said the other.

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A long-winded title

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EvaSaffiya

I was 5 and I remember a little boy giving me a flower and I was wearing a yellow dress, I think I got it at target and I got it with these

He gave me a flower, a dandelion. It was wilting and I didn't really like it.

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A long-winded title

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blueman

I accidentally wrote the entire email in the subject line and nobody told me, now everyone in the office judges my terrible emailing skills

At least I don't send chain emails, except for that one time in the 4th grade...

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A long-winded title

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TaiSensei

The world’s Most Importantly, Significant, Heart-warming Message from a Narrator Whose Otherworldly Wisdom Might Destroy the Fabric of Time

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Why hello there.