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Pick up lines
I love pick up lines so give me some lol. It's just for fun.
Ended May 31, 2019 • 17 Entries • Created by TrashyMaggie
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Pick up lines
I love pick up lines so give me some lol. It's just for fun.
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DragonChild
• 140 reads

Heaven? Hell.

Person 1: “Did it hurt?”

Person 2: “When I crawled out of the fiery pits of hell?”

Person 2: “Yes. Yes, it did.”

Person 1: .... *Slowly backs away.*

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Pick up lines
I love pick up lines so give me some lol. It's just for fun.
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TW
• 88 reads

The Clark Kent Maneuver

Pickup Artist: You have such nice eyes.

Response: Thank you *reaffix eyewear* I had them framed.

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Pick up lines
I love pick up lines so give me some lol. It's just for fun.
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walkmik
• 78 reads

Pick Ups For Nerds

- If you were an angle, you'd be an acute one.

- Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.

- If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd be holding a galaxy in my hands.

- I'd like to calculate the slope of those curves~

- Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type?

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Pick up lines
I love pick up lines so give me some lol. It's just for fun.
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TaiSensei
• 80 reads

Flirting with Mortals

Hey there human, did it hurt when you fell on that ground there? Here, let me just... pick you up... like so... and I'll be on my way. Be careful out there.

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Pick up lines
I love pick up lines so give me some lol. It's just for fun.
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Sansfire
• 83 reads

Suave

You are a water canteen in a desert.

You are the best kind of dream, a dream come true.

Want to star in our own fairytale?

Someone better sound an alarm because you are dynamite.

I'm psychic. I see me and you in the future.

In case I need CPR, can I have your number?

My lucky numbers are your digits.

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Pick up lines
I love pick up lines so give me some lol. It's just for fun.
abergen
• 64 reads

Pick Up Line:

I’d take you to the movies, but they don’t let snacks in.

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Pick up lines
I love pick up lines so give me some lol. It's just for fun.
theinkedbee
• 137 reads

Palm Reader

“Hmmmm...life line’s long. Wait, something’s going to happen at eighteen.”

“But I’m eighteen now,” she responds.

“Mount of Venus is quite pronounced,” he pronounces.

“What does it mean?” she asks wide-eyed.

“Love’s in the air,” comes the reply.

She finds him clever, but what about the mount of Jupiter?

“That I don’t know,” shrugs the nineteen year old palm reader. “But it was nice holding your hand.”

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Pick up lines
I love pick up lines so give me some lol. It's just for fun.
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MrBojanglez
• 94 reads

Pick UP (Some Work)

Are you tired? Cus you've been running through my mind all day (1)

Your pants are like a mirror, cuz I can see myself in them (2)

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together (3)

On a scale from 1-10 your a 9 and im the 1 you need (4)

Nice legs, what time do they open (5)

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Pick up lines
I love pick up lines so give me some lol. It's just for fun.
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ksilver
• 50 reads

Just Call

You can call me crazy or you can call me confident. Just call me yours.

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Pick up lines
I love pick up lines so give me some lol. It's just for fun.
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Lunaria6657
• 47 reads

Pick up line

Person 1: I must be a necrophiliac because you're drop dead gorgeous

Person 2: Ew...

Person 1: *sigh* I know

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