He had never desired to break her heart, for she only had one.  She did, however, possess 206 bones.

Wrote a speech about my dog who died in November, 2012, but forgot to tell the class he was imaginary.

We've made many happy memories and silly mistakes together, my friend. But my biggest mistake was losing you.

She would have given her heart to him, if he had only asked. Too bad she didn’t have one.

Children stay in school for 14 years, playing educational games. I wonder, is school 'professional' daycare just to occupy children?

I remember her, yes. Years ago she led me to swear off women. Soon after I realized I was gay.

She's achill nature person— seldom angry, seldom argumentative. Her brother’s best attempt to cause contention is “Trees hate you.”

When I arrived at my grandmother's funeral, I cried when I read the sign, "Please turn off your phone."

“Sir, wake up! Do you know who you are?”

“No, who am I!?”

“I don’t know, I just met you.”