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Worst thing you can say to your child on their first day of school.
Think of it as part of that game 'Scenes from a Hat' from the hit show Whose Line Is It Anyway.
Ended September 30, 2018 • 47 Entries • Created by Harry_Situation
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Worst thing you can say to your child on their first day of school.
Think of it as part of that game 'Scenes from a Hat' from the hit show Whose Line Is It Anyway.

Number One

Okay kiddo, here's some advice. Never take no as an answer. If anyone gets in your way of being on top, take them out. Literally. Remember, you are number one. Have a great day at school!

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Worst thing you can say to your child on their first day of school.
Think of it as part of that game 'Scenes from a Hat' from the hit show Whose Line Is It Anyway.

Mom’s Legacy

"When you see mom's name written in the boy's bathroom stalls don't think of her as a slut, think of her as a legend!"

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Worst thing you can say to your child on their first day of school.
Think of it as part of that game 'Scenes from a Hat' from the hit show Whose Line Is It Anyway.

Fatherly advice...

Now remember son, children are the worst people in the world. They lie, cheat and steal. They're violent and cruel.

So if anyone even looks at you funny, break their nose.

Show them who's boss.

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Worst thing you can say to your child on their first day of school.
Think of it as part of that game 'Scenes from a Hat' from the hit show Whose Line Is It Anyway.

Conversational Klingon

I don't want to alarm you son, but you'll probably be the only native Klingon speaker in your class.

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Worst thing you can say to your child on their first day of school.
Think of it as part of that game 'Scenes from a Hat' from the hit show Whose Line Is It Anyway.

No backsies

“From the minute you were born you have been a royal pain in my ass. At least my exorbitant school tax bill is finally gonna give me some pay back. Now go run along to the school bus Andy, and if you don’t behave in school, there’ll be hell to pay. If I had to homeschool you, I’d kill myself.”

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Worst thing you can say to your child on their first day of school.
Think of it as part of that game 'Scenes from a Hat' from the hit show Whose Line Is It Anyway.

Yeah, I’d probably say this

"It's okay Honey, you're only gonna get made fun of and called fat. It'll be fine." -The Worst Parent Ever (AKA me)

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Worst thing you can say to your child on their first day of school.
Think of it as part of that game 'Scenes from a Hat' from the hit show Whose Line Is It Anyway.

Anxious

I understand you're anxious.

But, darling,

you shouldn't be.

You could hardly

become more

a disappointment.

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Worst thing you can say to your child on their first day of school.
Think of it as part of that game 'Scenes from a Hat' from the hit show Whose Line Is It Anyway.

worst thing to say.

Mrs. Kashishian , your math teacher, is your real mom. even she didn't want you.

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Worst thing you can say to your child on their first day of school.
Think of it as part of that game 'Scenes from a Hat' from the hit show Whose Line Is It Anyway.

First Day of School

You'll only get detention if the teacher catches you. So whatever happens, make sure you have a believable scapegoat.

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Worst thing you can say to your child on their first day of school.
Think of it as part of that game 'Scenes from a Hat' from the hit show Whose Line Is It Anyway.

Well, today's the big day...

Get in there and let me know if your teacher's hot.