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Challenge Ended
Make sex sound boring.
I think the prompt says enough.
Ended May 15, 2018 • 12 Entries • Created by Harry_Situation
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Make sex sound boring.
I think the prompt says enough.
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Danceinsilence in Romance & Erotica
204 reads

It’s Sexy Time

My woman lies across the bed,

I strip to the buff,

telling her tonight will be the best ever,

I cough, sneeze and fart.

Smoking she exhales smoke

as if her mouth is on fire,

smiles, telling me she is ready.

She rubs her armpits,

scratches her ass, waiting on me.

As we kiss,

I cough, she sneezes.

Next we know, it's Monday.

Time for work.

Another failure.

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Make sex sound boring.
I think the prompt says enough.
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Mavia in Romance & Erotica
160 reads

OMG

. . . . . . .

you're

. . so . .

. .inside. .

my mind

. . .it's . .

. .like a. .

brain fuck

all the time

. . . . . . . . .

#MakeSexBoring #Challenge

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Make sex sound boring.
I think the prompt says enough.
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Sarah_Toussaint in Romance & Erotica
247 reads

In and out

In and out.

In and out.

In and out.

In and out.

In and out.

In and out.

In and out.

In and out.

In and out.

In and out.

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Make sex sound boring.
I think the prompt says enough.
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BonnieBoo in Romance & Erotica
95 reads

HO HUM

Want to have sex tonight?

Yeah, I could go for Tex Mex tonight.

Harry, I didn't say Tex Mex, I said SEX.

...........

Harry, did you hear me?

Yeah. Does this mean I can't have Tex Mex?

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Make sex sound boring.
I think the prompt says enough.
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Vyxyn in Romance & Erotica
124 reads

Missionary Man

What could possibly be more boring

Than the same damn position?

Every........ Fucking......... Time?

Making the same noises of course!

“Oh yes baby! That’s it!

Oooohhhh!

Burn me with your hot passion of love!”

Now get off of me!

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Make sex sound boring.
I think the prompt says enough.
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nceguy68 in Romance & Erotica
152 reads

Spinning in neutral...

*Sigh* deep breath, usual routine

Finite motion of lotions and potions that are needed for this

rut of expressless love

*Sigh* deep thoughts, of others

faces and places to think about

to get from point A to B for

this love to be free

*Sigh* deep hopes, that the same

moves and grooves can be changed in the effort of this to progress, instead of spinning in neutral...

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Make sex sound boring.
I think the prompt says enough.
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apromptaday in Romance & Erotica
75 reads

In and out. In and out. like the steady tick of a clock

I count the minutes before getting on with my day.

Once upon a time lived a thing called love,

these nights, only our body parts remain.

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Make sex sound boring.
I think the prompt says enough.
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spike1 in Romance & Erotica
80 reads

Victoria Wood said it best.

I can’t do it, I can’t do it, I don’t believe in too much sex

This fashion

For passion

Turns us into nervous wrecks.

No derision,

My decision

I’d rather watch the Spinners on the television.

I can't do it, I can't do it tonight!

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Make sex sound boring.
I think the prompt says enough.
amazieng in Romance & Erotica
69 reads

It’s Not About You

My body needs it

But I don't see it

As much more than what it is

Two people, or more

Cum together, or apart

Waiting for when their turn is.

#MakeSexBoring #Challenge #IThinkIMadeItSad #Oops

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