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Write the bio you'd send to a literary magazine.
Every writer needs a sassy bio that reviews their wonderful self and lists all their literary accomplishments. Let's share our best and may the best bio boil to the top. Remember! A bio should have all the chirp, charm, and charge of lightning-in-a-bottle.
Ended February 17, 2018 • 8 Entries • Created by desmondwrite
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Write the bio you'd send to a literary magazine.
Every writer needs a sassy bio that reviews their wonderful self and lists all their literary accomplishments. Let's share our best and may the best bio boil to the top. Remember! A bio should have all the chirp, charm, and charge of lightning-in-a-bottle.
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Harry_Situation in Nonfiction
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The Harry Situation

One part movie fanatic/reviewer, one part Satan-worshipping atheist that will eat your babies.

Howdy. It's time to know the real Harry Situation, a regular guy with so much imagination and wonder. Through my Sins of the Father stories I let exciting, creepy, yet fun stories about a family living with the Devil as their housemate. Through my reviews I express my love for films, shows, and gaming.

By no means am I a great writer. I'm not even a good one. But I always do what I can, and that's good enough for me.

#bio #short #challenge

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Write the bio you'd send to a literary magazine.
Every writer needs a sassy bio that reviews their wonderful self and lists all their literary accomplishments. Let's share our best and may the best bio boil to the top. Remember! A bio should have all the chirp, charm, and charge of lightning-in-a-bottle.
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TorySteel in Nonfiction
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This is me

Served in the miltary but my PTSD became to much to handle now I aspire to help people through writing.

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Write the bio you'd send to a literary magazine.
Every writer needs a sassy bio that reviews their wonderful self and lists all their literary accomplishments. Let's share our best and may the best bio boil to the top. Remember! A bio should have all the chirp, charm, and charge of lightning-in-a-bottle.
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Flamska in Nonfiction
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Elaine in Flamska

I write my life in ways similar to my natural cadence. The topics are mostly about the realities of mental illness, with some mixed dark humor. I hope to be a voice for those who are afraid to speak.

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Write the bio you'd send to a literary magazine.
Every writer needs a sassy bio that reviews their wonderful self and lists all their literary accomplishments. Let's share our best and may the best bio boil to the top. Remember! A bio should have all the chirp, charm, and charge of lightning-in-a-bottle.
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TaiSensei in Nonfiction
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I wonder how many Literary Magazines would turn me down (◉ ∧ ◉ )

Tai Sensei the almighty awesome-tastic cool superior warrior dragon tamer evil ninja assassin spy in disguise (the first) is a peculiar Artiss who fell through the wrong portal at the wrong time and, by chance, ended up in the human realm. On a spur of nostalgia - and to gain camaraderie from earthly beings - she decided to spend her time in this world writing about the various realms she has visited in her multiple lifetimes. Tai Sensei lives in her head and typically doesn't converse with the humans unless provoked. Her species is unknown, but she comes in peace.

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Write the bio you'd send to a literary magazine.
Every writer needs a sassy bio that reviews their wonderful self and lists all their literary accomplishments. Let's share our best and may the best bio boil to the top. Remember! A bio should have all the chirp, charm, and charge of lightning-in-a-bottle.
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amercurio in Nonfiction
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Princess Consuela

Princes Consuela was kidnapped as a young child and sold to an average family in Ohio. This is why she doesn't know from which enchanting European country her pedigree originates. She is an author who has not been published, but has been interviewed on Good Morning America (in her mind). Princess Consuela is working on a novel that will (hopefully) be published under her American name, Amy Mercurio.

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Write the bio you'd send to a literary magazine.
Every writer needs a sassy bio that reviews their wonderful self and lists all their literary accomplishments. Let's share our best and may the best bio boil to the top. Remember! A bio should have all the chirp, charm, and charge of lightning-in-a-bottle.
AJJ in Nonfiction
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Pen Name, No Picture

The author has a face and a name and will be sharing neither with the general public. If you want to know more, read more, clues are scattered in the authors works.

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Write the bio you'd send to a literary magazine.
Every writer needs a sassy bio that reviews their wonderful self and lists all their literary accomplishments. Let's share our best and may the best bio boil to the top. Remember! A bio should have all the chirp, charm, and charge of lightning-in-a-bottle.
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BonnieBoo in Nonfiction
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Oldie but goodie

Barbara S. is a retired grandmother from Southern Delaware. She is an avid reader, the author of numerous short stories, and was published in the health and family section of Better Homes & Gardens. The only thing she loves more than the written word and the beach is her family and her cherished poodle Book-er.

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Write the bio you'd send to a literary magazine.
Every writer needs a sassy bio that reviews their wonderful self and lists all their literary accomplishments. Let's share our best and may the best bio boil to the top. Remember! A bio should have all the chirp, charm, and charge of lightning-in-a-bottle.
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ktcler in Nonfiction
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Swashbuckling Literary Icon Dead at 108

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That's all she wrote.

Too bad you didn't publish her when you had the chance

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#Challenge #Bio #Publish #Literary #Magazine #I'mNotBitter #ThisIsNotAGlamorousLifestyle #Revenge

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