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What's one thing you can say to correct someone that believes the earth is flat?
Let's be real here. The whole concept that the Earth is flat is utter bullshit, and people who actually believe this are idiots. We need to do some serious re-education in this country. Stand up and defend the truth!
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What's one thing you can say to correct someone that believes the earth is flat?
Let's be real here. The whole concept that the Earth is flat is utter bullshit, and people who actually believe this are idiots. We need to do some serious re-education in this country. Stand up and defend the truth!
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Glace in Education
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So, the earth is flat?

You claim the earth is flat...

I’ve got to say, I’m not sure about that.

I poured water in a bowl,

and truth to be told,

it stayed inside,

and did not roll.

When I put water on the counter

it fell and faltered,

waterfalled down a bit off-kilter.

Google says earth is 71% percent water,

and though I don’t claim to be smarter,

it seems we’d run out of water pretty quick,

cause it’d fall right off the brink.

We’d have nothing left to even drink,

so maybe it’s not quite as you think.

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What's one thing you can say to correct someone that believes the earth is flat?
Let's be real here. The whole concept that the Earth is flat is utter bullshit, and people who actually believe this are idiots. We need to do some serious re-education in this country. Stand up and defend the truth!
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spike1 in Education
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Me, personally?

I'd ask them what could be gained by such a conspiracy?

If they brought up NASA I'd explain in no uncertain terms that NASA didn't exist a hundred years ago and yet people still knew.... Not believed, but KNEW that the earth was a globe.

Even the ancient greeks worked out the circumference of the earth over two thousand years ago. Now, in twenty first century we have people who refuse to believe anything scientists tell them.

Discard science? That means no medicine, no technology, no civilisation beyond a few others like them who herd goat and live in mud huts or tents.

I'd tell them to stop being hypocrites. They're quite happy to accept the fruits of science if it benefits them and then chuck everything else back in scientists faces claiming they're all part of the conspiracy.

Frankly, these idiots are an insult to modernity and humanity itself.

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What's one thing you can say to correct someone that believes the earth is flat?
Let's be real here. The whole concept that the Earth is flat is utter bullshit, and people who actually believe this are idiots. We need to do some serious re-education in this country. Stand up and defend the truth!
Cover image for post Follow Magellan–Elcano's Expedition Tour, by misterRHYS
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misterRHYS in Education
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Follow Magellan–Elcano’s Expedition Tour

Follow in the footsteps of the great explorer Ferdinand Magellan in his expedition to be the first to circumnavigate the Earth; which was a huge feat back in the late 1400s.

Start from Seville, Spain and follow the map provided above into a historical journey to navigate around the world. From Spain to South America to the vast Pacific Islands to Philipines to find out how he died to South Africa and back to Spain.

Besides Bed and Boarding in our cruise ship, we provide you with a free round globe of our planet Earth with Magellan's route map.

Come book now! If you can't find the way around the planet Earth, maybe you can discover the edge of the world!

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What's one thing you can say to correct someone that believes the earth is flat?
Let's be real here. The whole concept that the Earth is flat is utter bullshit, and people who actually believe this are idiots. We need to do some serious re-education in this country. Stand up and defend the truth!
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HADouglas in Education
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Well?

"Dude, the Earth is flat."

"Oh really?

"Yea man."

"What's on the other side then?"

"Uhhh..."

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What's one thing you can say to correct someone that believes the earth is flat?
Let's be real here. The whole concept that the Earth is flat is utter bullshit, and people who actually believe this are idiots. We need to do some serious re-education in this country. Stand up and defend the truth!
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Mavia in Education
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korrect-tanka

yes I too Believe

in this fiction that we feel

flat upon our feet

the 360 of our sight

will soon lie buried beneath

#CorrectSomeoneWhoBelieves #Challenge

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What's one thing you can say to correct someone that believes the earth is flat?
Let's be real here. The whole concept that the Earth is flat is utter bullshit, and people who actually believe this are idiots. We need to do some serious re-education in this country. Stand up and defend the truth!
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marsmorpheus in Education
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You say the earth is flat?

I find your lack of knowledge disturbing. Get an education and then we can talk.

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What's one thing you can say to correct someone that believes the earth is flat?
Let's be real here. The whole concept that the Earth is flat is utter bullshit, and people who actually believe this are idiots. We need to do some serious re-education in this country. Stand up and defend the truth!
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Vi in Education
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Studio Australia

The one thing I would say is:

"Walk it off, princess. I mean...

walk off it, if you can."

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What's one thing you can say to correct someone that believes the earth is flat?
Let's be real here. The whole concept that the Earth is flat is utter bullshit, and people who actually believe this are idiots. We need to do some serious re-education in this country. Stand up and defend the truth!
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TheCaptainsWife in Education
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I Headed East

In the year of ’94

I left old England’s shore

to sail for evermore

I headed East

Through the storms of Biscayne bay

Past Portugal and Spain

to The mediterran I came

I headed East

Onto Egypt’s Port Said

and the canal that man has made

amongst Arab world I sailed

and headed East

Sri Lanka and Malaysia passed me by

Christmas Island I saw on high

to Australias Southern Bight

I headed East

On Japan’s Serene shore

I dallied a month or more

then into the Pacific Sea once more

I headed East

To Pannama I came

to the canal of Million graves

Then Carribeans bountiful isles

and headed East

The whales they sang to me

my home I would soon see

Across the Atlantic sea

if I headed East

This world I’ve sailed all round

no circumfence I found

by heading out I’m Homeward bound

I headed East

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What's one thing you can say to correct someone that believes the earth is flat?
Let's be real here. The whole concept that the Earth is flat is utter bullshit, and people who actually believe this are idiots. We need to do some serious re-education in this country. Stand up and defend the truth!
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EnjeckCleo in Education
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Frisbee

The moon is round. The sun is round. The other planets are round. Of course, the Earth is just a Frisbee flying through space.

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What's one thing you can say to correct someone that believes the earth is flat?
Let's be real here. The whole concept that the Earth is flat is utter bullshit, and people who actually believe this are idiots. We need to do some serious re-education in this country. Stand up and defend the truth!
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jboulette5671 in Education
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To someone who claims the Earth is flat, I'd simply shrug and mutter under my breath

"How one dimensional!"

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