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Kids say the darndest things! According to my son, you can buy ten million dollars at the store for one low, low price of fifty bucks!
Just before bedtime tonight, my four year old son told me I could go to the store and buy ten million dollars for fifty bucks. That's not a bad deal! What are some of the funniest things you have heard children say?
Ended October 31, 2017 • 1 Entry • Created by JadeRain
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Kids say the darndest things! According to my son, you can buy ten million dollars at the store for one low, low price of fifty bucks!
Just before bedtime tonight, my four year old son told me I could go to the store and buy ten million dollars for fifty bucks. That's not a bad deal! What are some of the funniest things you have heard children say?
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What Are We Again?

Once while teaching Sunday school, I explained to my class that we are called Christians. One student raised his hand and said, "But I thought we were mammals!"

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What a Deal!

Just before bedtime my four year old son informed me, "you can buy ten million dollars at the store for fifty bucks!"

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