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Make this funny and sexy: I treasure your _____. Let me...
Ended September 23, 2017 • 8 Entries • Created by IvyBee
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sandflea68 in Comedy
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Buns

I treasure your booty

murmured he in silk voice

the beast in him boiling

as he watched peaks and valleys

undulating between hips

Let me heed your cheeks,

play hopscotch on your moons

shake your sexy tush to rhythm

flourishing and nourishing desire

buns of dreams in booty shorts.

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A Collection of Poems
Chapter 86 of 127
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justaperson

I Treasure

I treasure your wit,

let me challenge you to a battle of the mind,

a game of trivia perhaps,

or maybe charades?

a game of chess may do just fine, 

is your memory as good as your brains?

brains over brawn some say,

let's how yours compare

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Mavia in Comedy
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I treasure your Time. Let me make the most of it ... What's your pleasure?

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nceguy68 in Comedy
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Sweet Nothings...

I treasure your laugh...

Let me fill your ears with tales of mirth

I treasure your smile...

Let me fill your eyes with delight

I treasure your lips...

Let me taste them in a never-ending kiss

I treasure your ass...

I'll put him in my barn and take you home

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Fisharefriends in Comedy
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Misunderstanding

I treasure your cat. Let me take it home. NO, I don't meant THAT kind of cat, Karen.

I mean that fat tabby that always sits on your doorstep.

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AdamR in Comedy
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Discovering New Treasure

I treasure your sister. Let me have her instead. Like, no offense, but puh-leeze! ;)

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JMS in Comedy
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Treasure, treasure

I treasure your treasure

Your B-cup measure

The root of my seisure

An all-time leisure

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Mirasore in Comedy
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Secrets

I treasure your secrets

Let me tickle your inner eye

I can make them laugh

I will make you cry

Don’t try to hide your feelings

It isn’t worth the pain you’ll feel

Don’t force my hand to steal them

Don’t hate yourself for wanting to heal

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