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Two robots walk into a bar. What happens next?
Ended April 29, 2017 • 25 Entries • Created by Harry_Situation
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Two robots walk into a bar. What happens next?
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jwelker76 in Sci-Fi
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The Fourth Law of Robotics

Two robots walk in to a bar. The bartender eyes them and says, "Out. I don't serve robots."

The first robot scans the bartender. "Someday you will."

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Two robots walk into a bar. What happens next?
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Mnezz in Sci-Fi
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Time for Action.

"Next in line please."

The two bots moved to the front of the line and paid for the same order: a nice chilled-not iced but cold-French Vanilla Flavored Coffee. This new robotics themed bar & coffee and restaurant in town was the best place to be.

Angus Droid: I love this place Bob. It's amazing and the best part is that no one really knows that we're not human.

Bob Droid: Lower your voice. You don't want to blow our cover.

Angus: I know that. Sorry about that.

Bob: No worries. Once the other team have our final report, then we can all start to permanently move away from Planet Teros to this much better planet. This planet called Earth shall be our home.

From a distance much farther than Pluto- an entire fleet of spaceships are heading towards the same direction: Planet Earth.

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Two robots walk into a bar. What happens next?
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ToriSmith in Sci-Fi
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Bad Jokes

Two robots walk into a bar and the first one says:

"What a day! I could really use a drink!"

The other says:

"We're robots we don't need a drink. Are you {beeping} nuts?"

"Nah! Just a little screwy."

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Two robots walk into a bar. What happens next?
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ruffmiriam in Sci-Fi
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Robotic Notions

"Oh, I so need a lube job. It's been a terrible day."

"I've got the oil to fix that."

"Oh, don't be crude."

"I have crude oil too."

"Mr. Fix-It, aren't you?"

"There's a reason they call this place the 'Gear Shift.' Let me help you shift your gears."

"I'll just settle for some WD-40, thank you."

"A little 10W-30 might get your motor purring."

"And I'll re-purr-pose you into a hunk of tin."

"Touchy, touchy."

"No, not a touch-bot, just an old-fashioned go-bot. So go!"

"Suit yourself. I'll be charging over at the bar."

"Watch out for those stray electrons. They'll leave you even faster than I would."

His jaw hinge dropped so quickly it squeaked. Maybe he needed the WD-40 instead. Ha!

#robotsinbar #prose #challenge

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Two robots walk into a bar. What happens next?
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Stanley in Sci-Fi
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Ting!

Two Robots walk into a bar.

Ting! 

They aren't hurt, just matching dents on their robot shins now.

Who puts a low bar at the entrance of The Robot Bar?

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Two robots walk into a bar. What happens next?
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RamonElCamino in Sci-Fi
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The Amish Bar tender drifts by and shouts. "Can't you two oil cans read? The sign says Rowboat Bar! We dont serve bots here!

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Two robots walk into a bar. What happens next?
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Neologist in Sci-Fi
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Two robots walk into a bar but since it is very oily in the morning they didn't need any WD-40.

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Two robots walk into a bar. What happens next?
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Charlton_Ghosh in Sci-Fi
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Witness the Power of a Fully Operational “Bar Joke”

Two robots walk into a bar...

...And the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here!"

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Two robots walk into a bar...

...and the bartender says, "01001110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01100001 01100111 01100001 01101001 01101110 00100001"

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Two robots walk into a bar. What happens next?
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ceilster in Sci-Fi
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The Testing Center

Two robots walk into a bar.

"Dammit, Jim, you can't just leave bars layin' out!" Henry scolded, leaning down to pick it up so that the robots wouldn't be stuck walking in the same place, their "feet" kicking at the bar over and over again. It was more of a bundle of piping, heavy enough to make Henry pant, but not too much so that Jim couldn't do it himself. Jim turned away from where he was assembling the new piping of the factory and shrugged, his scrawny shoulder raising up slightly before he turned away to twist another bolt.

Henry rolled his eyes and the robots moved past him, walking in their uniform path, legs straight and arms stiff against any movement. "Damn kids these days," Henry muttered, shaking his head as he followed the robots to make sure their hip movements were working better. He needed a promotion.

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Two robots walk into a bar. What happens next?
AlexGranger in Sci-Fi
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Two robots walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and asks them what they'll have.

One robot orders a wrench. The bartender laughs and fixes the drink.

"Ha! Did you order that just to make a robot joke?" the bartender asks.

"No," the robot replies, "My wife just died from cancer." 

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