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You are a robot sent to explore the outer rim of the Milky Way galaxy. You have returned to Earth after 200 years. What is the first thing you say?
Ended April 21, 2017 • 40 Entries • Created by Vi
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You are a robot sent to explore the outer rim of the Milky Way galaxy. You have returned to Earth after 200 years. What is the first thing you say?

Announcement upon triumphant return.

A problem has been detected and Windows has shut down your robot.

Press any key to reboot.

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You are a robot sent to explore the outer rim of the Milky Way galaxy. You have returned to Earth after 200 years. What is the first thing you say?

Celestial Journalism

I bring you Good News

From the very Mouth 

Of the One they call God

Oh! Look, His picture! 

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You are a robot sent to explore the outer rim of the Milky Way galaxy. You have returned to Earth after 200 years. What is the first thing you say?

Say Whaaat?

"Everything is candy. One big dish of candy bars. Next galaxy is 100 Grand. Delish."

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You are a robot sent to explore the outer rim of the Milky Way galaxy. You have returned to Earth after 200 years. What is the first thing you say?

Data Collection

I, robot, have been sent to explore the outer rim of the Milky Way galaxy. Returning home to earth I say, "My battery is low."

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You are a robot sent to explore the outer rim of the Milky Way galaxy. You have returned to Earth after 200 years. What is the first thing you say?

Returning from a galaxy far, far away...

"Thank the maker! This oil bath is going to feel so good. I've got such a bad case of dust contamination, I can barely move!"

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You are a robot sent to explore the outer rim of the Milky Way galaxy. You have returned to Earth after 200 years. What is the first thing you say?

"What is this place? The ozone is gone and the planet is waste? Nothing above ground and a horrible dictatorship? Sorry guys, I'm leaving!"

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You are a robot sent to explore the outer rim of the Milky Way galaxy. You have returned to Earth after 200 years. What is the first thing you say?
Cover image for post Analyzing>>>, by MrPendlum

Analyzing>>>

Analyzing>>>Nuclear war caused major flood 50 years ago>>>Submerged Atlantis>>>Masters abandoned Earth>>>Surviving populations of primitive humans left behind>>>>>>>>Initiate search for Masters<<

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You are a robot sent to explore the outer rim of the Milky Way galaxy. You have returned to Earth after 200 years. What is the first thing you say?

Atomaton

Wow, I can't believe that the outfits went back to the styles of the middle ages and ancient times. But the weapons got more advanced...crap.

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You are a robot sent to explore the outer rim of the Milky Way galaxy. You have returned to Earth after 200 years. What is the first thing you say?

Authentication: RXJJ8DUY67IU-JJE7S889DFFF0-EJA87DAEGQQ

X-221 is attempting to connect to server.

>Attempting to connect. Failed.

>Attempting to connect. Failed.

>Attempting to connect. Failed.

Unable to connect.

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You are a robot sent to explore the outer rim of the Milky Way galaxy. You have returned to Earth after 200 years. What is the first thing you say?

Back again

It's about damn time!

i need to install new antivirus and firewall!

there's no technologies there,

i'm damn alone