There once was a dog made of rubber

Who had neither father nor mother

He got blown by a clown

Then severely let down

As the clown was a heartless bastard who never bothered to respond to his text messages......

You mean choose between

inflated or bun plated?

Puh-lease! Ketchup Jeeves!

*Sorry I didn't hit the word minimum - 15 words is a lot for haiku

"blow, contort, connect,

really, it's all too obscene!"

she said, as she gawked.

**tsk, tsk, cheating. My haiku didn't make the 15 word limit. So, voila! 

the wind blew you away

so fragile and beautiful and only lasted for a day

 given to a child to cure a child's' frown

you adorned the child with a crown

you told them that the happiness was something to be attained 

you didn't tell them that happiness is unrestrained.

it cannot be trained and tied on a leash or tied around your neck like a fleece

I hate you so much you gave me unlasting happiness

I sucked on your helium and I  still feel like crap.

Bah!! I scoof at the loons. Tied down to their toons. Queer lifeless snafu's. No wilder than June. And the Beaver that leave it. Ballon not!! Bequeth this. Tied doomed. Flock of banded squak. That squeek from beak. No qwack. Just leak. Of latex reek. A future bleek in plastic creek. The fishees he fixates. Known knot master creates. Not master more like it. True creatures should cry this. At the blithering tie witch. That know not to life bring. That no knot could right bring. Or any whale worth sight lend. 

These pompous plastic PED peddlers. Of latex snakes. And hissless fakes. Ballon baboons. Bafoons!! I cry this. There's no Gibbons in his Gaboon. Deny this!! His lifeless tomb of rubber gloom. Were his lifless litter. Litter the ground. Were his souless souls feel the ground. And sink into all. Infecting the FALL,SUMMER,WINTER and all with his alien crawl. Smile and All. Bragoons!Bragoons! there latex is doom.

So to start on a good note,

fuck the way that you float.

You’re evil and know it.

Balloons? sphere or don’t blow it.

You look nothing like a goat.

The balloon bunny 

oh, that loud painful pitch noise 

I just can not look away