Donald and Hillary sitting in a tree

Which psychopath will achieve presidency?

Revolt

Hilary and Donald streaming in a tree

P-I-S-S-I-N-G

First comes aim

Then comes disparage

Then comes Trump in the baby carriage

Sucking his thumb

Wetting his pants

Doing the dance of ants in his pants.

“Trust Me,” Donald yells

as he aims for her head

Hilary wipes pee away

And wishes him dead.

Donald and Hillary sitting in a tree,

I wonder what the sheep's decision will be.

Will it be Tweedle Dum

or

Tweedle Dee??

Which one of these monkeys,

Will claim the new reigns of Presidency??

It really doesn't matter,

Either way,

As our country will be the new

"Twisted Circus De Soleil!!!!"

Donald and Hilary sitting in a tree

One is a liar and one is a pig

If they had a baby we'd name it

Pilgary Trunton

And we'd eat the little bastard

In front of them

Laughing

And

Dancing on its bones

And calling it

Oompah Loompah spawn

From hell

And then we'd take Hilary's horrid outfits

And burn them

And just point and laugh a lot at

Trump's Tiny hands

Until he dies of

Narcissistic

Heart attack syndrome

And rots forever

In the depths of

Eternal

Damnation

K-I-S-S-I-N-G

donald and hilary sitting in a tree

nagging the shit out of you and me 

first come lies then comes hate

then comes you and me

regretting our fate.

Donald and Hillary, sitting in a tree

Donald trumping ‘LOOK AT ME’

She’s no slacker in this fight

Thinks the job is hers by rights

Both seem bloviating pawns

Backed up by competing cons

Shady dealings seem to clash

With a need for campaign cash

No relief in ranted spate

They’re our final candidates?

Still I’m heading out to vote

Braced for post-election gloat

He said/she said repartee

Sums up Don and Hillary

The Cubs win the World Series!

Two unlikely candidates!

What is next for our country?

The world comes to an end?!

Bad things happen,

When good people do nothing!

Donald and Hillary sitting in a tree,

F-u-c-k-i-n-g (every last one of us).

They demand more wars,

as they kill more people,

caring not a jot whose side they were on.

Donald and Hillary laughing and me,

K-i-l-l-i-n-g (every last one of us).

They despise the poor,

and every voter,

laughing to the Oval Office with a Joker's face.

Donald and Hillary hating you and me,

F-a-r-t-i-n-g (they're laughing so hard!).

They've both won the vote,

by being on the ballot,

their trust funds and charities richer each day.

Donald and Hillary up against a wall,

D-y-i-n-g (when the voters revolt).

The people must see,

their transparency,

H-a-t-i-n-g!

Donald and Hilary sitting in a tree

I cannot decide who is Tweedle dumb and who is Tweedle dee

One has a very big greedy bag of cash

The other has a big bag of incriminating emails to stash

One wears a mask of kindness and sincerity

The other wears a hair style of odd peculiarity

One is a walking war machine

The other a racist philistine

Oh who to choose they are at a loss

Thank the Lord I live in Spain and just don´t give a toss!

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