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Things you can say about your car, but not your girlfriend/boyfriend.
Ended June 5, 2016 • 41 Entries • Created by Harry_Situation
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Things you can say about your car, but not your girlfriend/boyfriend.
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DaveK in Comedy
205 reads

Hehehe

It can't fit all my "stuff."

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Things you can say about your car, but not your girlfriend/boyfriend.
Cover image for post Whoops! (say about your car, not boyfriend), by sandflea68
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sandflea68 in Comedy
180 reads

Whoops! (say about your car, not boyfriend)

I can fit at least five of you inside!

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Things you can say about your car, but not your girlfriend/boyfriend.
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WinterBlooms in Comedy
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Things I Can Say About My Car, But Not My Boyfriend

That I actually have one.

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Things you can say about your car, but not your girlfriend/boyfriend.
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AtomDub in Comedy
175 reads

Manual

I feel like a real man with my 

hand wrapped around her stick. 

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Things you can say about your car, but not your girlfriend/boyfriend.
Cover image for post How My Car is Different than my Boyfriend, by YAngeL
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YAngeL in Comedy
229 reads

How My Car is Different than my Boyfriend

My car is:

Faithful

Reliable

Stays Put

Consistent

••••••••••••••••••••

•HERE•

••••••••••••••••••••

Trustworthy

Cost-Effective

Low Emissions

Dependable

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Things you can say about your car, but not your girlfriend/boyfriend.
Cover image for post Size does matter, by RowRow1990
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RowRow1990 in Comedy
171 reads

Size does matter

It's just not big enough for me.

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Things you can say about your car, but not your girlfriend/boyfriend.
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Owninowned in Comedy
199 reads

Insurance

I'll need a third party liability policy for you. You keep bumping into my friends.

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Things you can say about your car, but not your girlfriend/boyfriend.
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Ian in Comedy
204 reads

Ride

Hard to believe I used to ride this in public...

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Things you can say about your car, but not your girlfriend/boyfriend.
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TheTallOne in Comedy
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Good God do you need a lot of lube.

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Things you can say about your car, but not your girlfriend/boyfriend.
Wordslinger
Chapter 319 of 448
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DavidMark

Waxing lyrical

Nice trim, very comfortable seat.

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